Elmer J. Fudd

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  Having Your Post (edited)

  by Elmer J. Fudd in

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  a young punk assulted this forum and a newbie.

  i blasted his butt and my comments were (edited).

  sorry if my dislike of jerk-wads leads me into a furry of words.

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  Elmer J. Fudd

  Will do.

  Elmer
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  Having Your Post (edited)

  by Elmer J. Fudd in

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  a young punk assulted this forum and a newbie.

  i blasted his butt and my comments were (edited).

  sorry if my dislike of jerk-wads leads me into a furry of words.

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  Elmer J. Fudd

  A young punk assulted this Forum and a Newbie. I blasted his butt and my comments were (edited). Sorry if my dislike of jerk-wads leads me into a furry of words. Please pardon me Administrator. I thought it was funny and appropriate to get this jerk out-o-here.

  Elmer
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  Mom

  by Stefanie in

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  whats everyone getting their moms for mothers day?

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  Elmer J. Fudd

  Well, I suppose I'll get her a vase of plastic flowers. She's dead.

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  who would you like to....

  by New Castles in

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  meet personally from this forum group??

  stefanie .

  sassy .

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  Elmer J. Fudd

  One word,

  Blondie!

  Elmer
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  Who wants to win a MILLION DOLLARS?

  by bikerchic in

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  okay so here's the game.......powerball!

  the jackpot is up to $205 million dollars!.

  now here's the deal......... i'm lousy at picking numbers, i hardly ever have even one number make the pick sooooo i would welcome your help at choosing the winning numbers and if i/we win any and all numbers i use of any poster will get a million bucks!

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  Elmer J. Fudd

  1914, 1925, 1975

  Elmer
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  Need Suggestions

  by irishayes in

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  a jw spammer just jumped onto a medical message board that i belong to.

  i would like to have some suggestions for posting to her.. her topic was (i'm sure you can almost guess what her topic was) "you can live forever in paradise.".

  i need to be respectful of her because the board is moderated very closely and putdowns will not be tolerated, but i'd like some suggestions for questions i can ask her.. okay?

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  Elmer J. Fudd

  Hey Strife,

  (Edited) As kls said, we are here to help people, not to be dumb asses. What the hell do you smoke? You are making an ass out of yourself.

  Elmer
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  New Member today

  by Lynnie in

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  i was contacted earlier today by an old friend from my congregation in lynnwood, wa.

  i was just thrilled that she contacted me.

  i posted my name on an ex jw website about 2 years ago and kinda of forgot about it until today.

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  Elmer J. Fudd

  Dear Lynnie,

  Forget these nose pickin? anime lovin? pieces of human garbage we have to deal with here. "Cloud Strife" is probably a child?s game on Nintendo. He probably listens to Rap music and has a muffler on his car, that grandma bought him, to make his 4 cylinder sound ?bad?.

  Anyway, I?m new here too, and I love it. The people here have helped me more than I can ever put in words. All the help you need is here. You will be welcomed and loved here.

  Elmer
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  Daughter Update

  by Corvin in

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  many of you, along with your warm responses to my post regarding the lump on my daughter's thyroid, asked me to keep you posted on her condition.

  i took her to the doctor today for a needle biopsy.

  it was short and sweet.

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  I hope the surgery will go well for her and by the way I love you too!

  Me being a "Newbie" you helped me more than you will ever know.

  Thanks, and all the best.

  Elmer
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  Anyone up to sharing a drink with me?

  by codeblue in

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  ok...it's only 3:34...i am mixing me a drink, anyone else want to join me?.

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  Elmer J. Fudd

  Sure, Vodka and Ruby Red. Whammo! Well, gatta take the trash out, Oops, tripped over the cat, damn that tile floor was hard! Stood up and cracked my head on the kitchen counter...Ouch! Fell down the stairs to the deck and the garbage went everywhere! Tried to pick up the trash and my neighbors dog bit me. Finally got the trash in a bag and headed for the road. A car hit me and I flipped him off. Did a header in the fish pond on my return. In pain I crawled up the deck stairs to my desk and finished this post...........

  Damn it's fun drinking with a friend!

  Elmer
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  Why am I around these freaks !!!

  by boy@crossroads in

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  well i went to the prince concert this time around with some of my jw "friends".

  there was a whole row of us.

  after one of princes solos, one of my pals (a sister 10 years older than myself) turns to me and says "just think we'll be playing with him in paradise".

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  Elmer J. Fudd

  No Shotgun, he's driving a yellow Lamborgini and using a rank and file to do his work door to door. He probably has the windows up and listening to Michael Jackson while the dub does his chores!

  Elmer